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Watch as I turn this ordinary tshirt into something awesome ...simply by putting it on.
I come from a magical place where boogers mysteriously appear and perch on my mustache.
Mowing the yard would be cooler if it had music ...beer, lasers, and backup dancers.
Take an 'ok' tweet and put it beside a pair of tits and see how hilarious is suddenly becomes. It's like magic.
Beards are not just a passing tv show fad, they're a way if life. #livethebeard
If the Lone Ranger doesn't look at the camera and say "Giddy up, oom poppa, omm poppa, mow mow, heigh-ho Silver, away" ...I want a refund.
People, take the candy away from your kid. There's so many fat kids tits at this public pool, I feel like I'm watching an Robin Thicke video
Todays Experiment: tuck your penis between your legs and walk into the steam room naked.
Dudes disguised as horny girls using ultra hot avi's? ...at this point I'll take what I can get.
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