Some things are better left said.

You are no longer my problem.

Kids in bed. House to myself. Wine poured. Jimjams on. Absolute bliss. :)

It is what it is.

It is time to stop beating about the bush.

A smile speaks a thousand words. :D

@donkeyofpoker @redheadedmule @ibuyyouadrink @missuswolf @alestor7 @iconicriselle @sandyrstuckless @mrpearson247 @pastoraaudria Thank you!

Children have no respect for hangovers.

My housework is calling me. Well, it can just fuck off, I have half an hour peace & quiet before I have to perform like a happy clappy seal.

I would do anything for you but I won't do that....

Anarchy doesn't come naturally to me but fuck it feels good....

Some people take the biscuit...

Note to self - if you are going to spend the day kicking arse, wear appropriate footwear.

Oh dear, the flashbacks are kicking in.

Twitter, you have taught me all this stuff I never realised how much I didn't need to know.

OK, am now so drunk, I can't remember who I liked. :/

Now you're just somebody that I used to know.

Indeed today I have been a fool. I am nothing if not consistent.

Some people are like Pandoras Box. Irresistible but you know they're not good.

I'm fucked it I know what is going on. Or am I just fucked?