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Some things are better left said.
You are no longer my problem.
Kids in bed. House to myself. Wine poured. Jimjams on. Absolute bliss. :)
It is what it is.
It is time to stop beating about the bush.
A smile speaks a thousand words. :D
Children have no respect for hangovers.
My housework is calling me. Well, it can just fuck off, I have half an hour peace & quiet before I have to perform like a happy clappy seal.
I would do anything for you but I won't do that....
Anarchy doesn't come naturally to me but fuck it feels good....
Some people take the biscuit...
Note to self - if you are going to spend the day kicking arse, wear appropriate footwear.
Oh dear, the flashbacks are kicking in.
Twitter, you have taught me all this stuff I never realised how much I didn't need to know.
OK, am now so drunk, I can't remember who I liked. :/
Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
Indeed today I have been a fool. I am nothing if not consistent.
Some people are like Pandoras Box. Irresistible but you know they're not good.
I'm fucked it I know what is going on. Or am I just fucked?