A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone

Ditto =) RT @leesabear: #ThingsICantLiveWithout My cats

Splooge Drenched Blow-Job Queen

War is easier than daughters #GameofThrones

KKKKHHHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

@heyfreshy Hahaha Fuck bodily harm, is my bong ok?

Went to pick up my "slut pills" at the pharmacy and paid ZERO. Here I was stressing on how I was going to pay for it. Thank you Obamacare

#FF @chickiex @piinkkkster @ptree76 @milfnhuny420 @bakedelle @roboto420 @mbuggie42 @shaynes078 @smashedheart @tonimonroe @thefatling

#FF @boarsgoreswords @red_scott @ivan_hernandez @thefatling @mhunger @llcools @caitlinistall @guybranum # BestPodcastAround

You never realize how much HD changes your tv perspective until you watch the same program in SD........like rubbing dirt in my eyes

Best feeling being clean from head to toe after you've been sick for a day or two

@boarsgoreswords Lucky bastard.....or should I call you lucky Snow?

If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work. They'd call it "super wonderful crazy fun time" or "skippity do"

Re watching the Pamela Anderson Roast. That top she is wearing leaves nothing to the imagination, does it? #nipples

It's after midnight. That means it's officially @natkitty420 birthday!!! Birthday spanks on me woman. Love you <3

@tjbronson210 OMG! They are playing "Your Kiss" in the waiting area RIGHT NOW :D

In a few more hours, I will have @tjbronson210 home with me. I can't wait to see him. I might just jump on him in the airport, like a monkey

Holy shit! Beavis And Butthead coming back to MTV? http://bit.ly/icVCK1

Double rainbow all the way across the sky! So intense http://twitpic.com/3ij5z2

#FF @jestsweetness @screwjessi @420star @coralreefer420 @dizzy4shizzy @the420love @losthippy @loveristhatyou @misskittymama @onlyastoner