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An old man at the bus stop just handed me a PBR tall boy and wished me a merry Christmas. Did wonders for my faith in humanity.
Hey guys. What if, for just a second, we all said one GOOD thing that happened to us this week. You go first.
Dude, smile. You just won Best Catholic.
Devil’s advocate: For anyone who does publish a scheduled post in the next few hours, consider that maybe they’ve been affected by this too.
On days like today, I'm happy to cling to even the smallest shreds of joy. Love actually is all around.
Tonight, I chose Fernet Branca over Malort. Tonight, I chose life.
Guys: Don’t stand girls up, and don’t lead them on. Be courteous, be honest, be classy and be a gentleman.
England got patriotic seeing hope in a royal wedding of two people who are really in love. America got patriotic because someone is dead.
THERE IS AN ANALYST ON MARKETPLACE RIGHT NOW NAMED HARRY BALZER.
CAPS LOCK THURSDAY! PI DAY! THREE! POINT! ONE! FOUR! ONE! FIVE! NINE!
Freelance content strategist. (See also: professional storyteller.) Cheeky as hell. #capslockthurs is my jam. @Upworthy Twitter fellow.