An old man at the bus stop just handed me a PBR tall boy and wished me a merry Christmas. Did wonders for my faith in humanity.

I CAN HAZ PARK PLACE?! #MonopolyCat

Hey guys. What if, for just a second, we all said one GOOD thing that happened to us this week. You go first.

Dude, smile. You just won Best Catholic.

Bloggers, I'm taking over as managing editor of @thesmartly #Chicago! Interested in writing with us? Head over here: http://bit.ly/f853vH

“The truth needs better marketing.” — @saracritchfield #upworthydolce

Devil’s advocate: For anyone who does publish a scheduled post in the next few hours, consider that maybe they’ve been affected by this too.

Lawrence. pic.twitter.com/XeiLXU0Bge

On days like today, I'm happy to cling to even the smallest shreds of joy. Love actually is all around.

RENT MY APARTMENT (please RT!!): http://bit.ly/fJgXcN

RT @tweedlev @danielpiper @princessleah7x: Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.

This is the best thing I've seen all day. RT @mikebeau @commish620wdae this is a must see #caseyanthony http://twitpic.com/5m6akb

Tonight, I chose Fernet Branca over Malort. Tonight, I chose life.

Guys: Don’t stand girls up, and don’t lead them on. Be courteous, be honest, be classy and be a gentleman.

Reaching that ironic moment where I have to decide whether I'm going to @occupychicago or...doing my work and making money.

England got patriotic seeing hope in a royal wedding of two people who are really in love. America got patriotic because someone is dead.

GUYS I JUST BOUGHT THE #CAPSLOCKTHURS DOMAIN  http://CAPSLOCKTHURSDAY.COM 

IT BASICALLY JUST REDIRECTS TO MY TUMBLR

THANKS @namedotcom

THERE IS AN ANALYST ON MARKETPLACE RIGHT NOW NAMED HARRY BALZER.
HARRY.
BALZER.

GUYS.

CAPS LOCK THURSDAY! PI DAY! THREE! POINT! ONE! FOUR! ONE! FIVE! NINE!

Here's my #VdayPSA: When you shit all over this holiday to make yourself feel better, you hurt the people who genuinely do love it.