Once you start watching this gif of how a key works you will not be able to stop:  http://i.imgur.com/To5Zgx7.gif  (HT @dailycoyote)

Space!!! @cmdr_hadfield's return to earth is creating the best feelings ever right now :))))

Spolier Alert: Everyone got that "You have a top viewed profile!" email from LinkedIn and don't need to tweet/instagram it b/c NO ONE CARES

FYI, this morning at the Eaton Centre The Source had doors open, iPhone 5s for all while 60 idiots stood in line at the Apple store.

I love Obama's nodding along, "fuck you" face.

PR email about the red carpet trend of backless gowns should reaaaaaally consider a different subject line than "Bare Back Beauties"

GUYS! @seinfeldtoday is sorta funny but it's stealing its format from @seinfeldstories which has been around forever and is hilarious.

Unless you are turning 12 today, please stop with how magical the date is and how blessed you are to live through it. Boooooooring.

Nothing makes me more interested in the conference you're attending than your out-of-context live tweeting of EVERY SINGLE THING said.

I have never had the urge to punch so many people in their smug, stupid little faces than I have after reading this:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/young-people-who-believe-marriage-should-be-between-a-man-an?s=mobile …

Everything about this is amazing, @kevinjn :)) pic.twitter.com/bKcAuEc3Zf

I can't believe Beyonce has to sit next to Jessica Biel.

Get ready guys, because @fashioncanada's 12 Days of Christmas contest is SO GOOD this year!!  http://www.fashionmagazine.com/blogs/fashion/2012/11/30/12-days-of-christmas-giveaways-2/ …

Rob Ford and I just waited at the same red light. So I shrieked "OMG Rob Ford! Rob Ford is beside us!!!" to inform all the other bikers.

Just got off the phone with Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn, NBD.

Thanks to that Food Factory show I finally got to see inside the Redpath sugar slide, which I have wanted to climb into since childhood.

Just realized what's more boring that Justin Timberlake being married to Jessica Biel: the thought that she inspired one of his new songs.

I wish Rihanna's "Stay" had come out when The OC was still on because that would have been the BEST Ryan and Marissa scene ever

Tell me more about how this must be a terrible day for Burger King's social media team, marketing maven bros. Can't wait for ur blog post!

CapriSun's new veggie-packed drink is called Super-V and sorry but all I hear is SUPER VAGINA (because I am 12 just like kids who drink it)