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I am a idiot from the future sent back in time to fuck up the past.
Sex is about emptying your sack,love is about filling it.
Some people are just meant to put a smile on your face.
Listen i'm not meant to tell you this? but you ain't going to improve unless your told your Boring.
A dogs bark never lies.
97% of the women on twitter that tweet they like anal, Are 300ib men.
Ohhh Well look on the bright side your twitter timeline is going to have the jury pissing themshelf's with you as the laughing stock.
If the tweet aint got a typo it aint mime.
I am not proud of my history, past history is not changeble,the furture is.
Peoples bullshit hurts,but like rain not for long.
Wagons wheels go blah blah.
Safest place to hide your money and where a drug addict will never find it ? Under a bar of Soap.
When sad walk on your hands, So you can be sad & happy at the same time.
So playing a loser a great way to weed out gold diggers and a great way to find a Beautiful woman with a golden Heart.
#InsultFNF she loves a pain in the ass.
If your cheeks are wet,from drops of tears,don't you worry let go of your fears.
Just a thank you to the ppl who put a smile on my face,small acts of kindness cost nothing,yet you'd never it these times ppl are real mean.
Only the absolutely most beautiful women tend to be good to me with the most simple things a look a glance a nod a smile & i always wonder y
Crazy brings all the milkshakes to your yard and superglues them to your head.
In the twlight zone of my mind i am the mushroom kept in the dark & pissed on an magically grown in a fucked-up world.iii];-)'