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I went grocery shopping tonight and brought home 2 bags of easy Mac cups, yogurt, and granola bars! #iscreamsingle
Going to a bar with a cold sore is just like wearing a big red shirt that reads "I will be masturbating tonight!!"
I rarely give courtesy follows to the creepers that "enjoy" my tweets. Courtesy handjobs yeah, but never a follow....
#kristinstewart makes 34 million a year and is an A list actress. I am unsure as to why because she sucks as an actress. #vom
Lifes had me down the last few days. Than I saw a woman at Dillons with 4 screaming kids and no sanity, it got a little better after that.
Sometimes when I see people cry... I laugh...z
I watched #HorribleBosses last night and all I can think about now is how I would totally switch teams for #JenniferAniston.. #fact
Just caught myself kegeling to the beat of a song.. Whoever said I lacked talent was clearly wrong..
I'm just here, celebrating another day of not being pregnant. #cheers