ladies and gentlemen, this is your twitter for android team. http://t.co/UkpfNDkE

"we'll look back and probably say this is the biggest mistake we've ever made" - zuckerberg, on betting on HTML5 over native.

more recruiting email: "be first eng hire at vc-backed startup. 1.5mm raised, 3 cofounders." LOL U HAVE 3 FOUNDERS, 1.5MM, & 0 LINES OF CODE

I'm excited to announce that Twitter is working with Girls Who Code: http://t.co/SuUsKnZ9 via @twitter

people who write webviews: this is what you look like to the third world who can't consistently download your CSS files http://t.co/g2ur9lSY

don't ruin a good apology with an excuse.

chillin at #sxsw, found @nathanfillion!! <3 pic.twitter.com/vFkfj4ZDOM

happy International Women's Day from @twitter and @womeng! pic.twitter.com/xbCsLb712f

"oxygen is required for life but is not the objective of living." - @dickc

getting older is the realization that though you can still do anything, you can no longer do everything.

zuckerberg admits that betting on HTML5 over native was a mistake. #justsayin http://t.co/yVX0ffGl

"the new twitter thing where it tells you how many tweets you have since you last refreshed is effin awesome" - @zodalx

best release notes ever. @letterpressapp @lorenb (ps I love the sounds) pic.twitter.com/bhRBsM2b

i don't care for brogrammers any more than you do, but to suggest that this recent phenomenon is the cause for low women in cs is insulting

get the new twitter for android! redesigned search & discover, and tap on links right in the timeline!  https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.twitter.android&hl=en …

current status: furiously typing away

"don't confuse the map for the the terrain"

.@uber needs a "bitches in stilettos" setting, i.e. I can't walk to you, please arrive where I actually am.

Introducing Twitter for Google Glass  https://blog.twitter.com/2013/announcing-twitter-google-glass …

looks like i didn't win the green card lottery. i'll be accepting applications for husbands now. non-americans need not apply.