If you don't like my tweets, read them again in a British accent and see if that helps you.

“@momac630: "Everyone will refer to Soccer by its proper name. Boring Land Hockey." @ronsparksjr on @strombo” @chris_caddell @cassnoah

@itswrigley I agree the term "toleration" implies negativity or inequality from the start. Hurtful that anyone should be tolerated. #equal

Fish are so racist, all that segregated schooling.. Awful!

You are going to lose this staring contest, I have cats.

“@teflonpawn: Congrats everyone. No species fucks more inanimate objects than us.” you clearly don't own a dog.. #whores

@brookeperrin dude, I laughed so hard at that I freaked out my cat!!

Slow dancing is awesome!!! @brookeperrin @lindsywithane http://t.co/w0gjtBTm

@junejuly12 I wish I could retweet this more than once!

@mrbobkerr I wish I saw real life Bob more often.

@thekyleradke I can't decide which is my fav part of that article.. His little boy crush, or her ego. Great! :)

@davehemstad @walkinsauce you can help them in the arrogation process if you prance around in stilettos.. #helping

@mralexpavone *you're

@mralexpavone if that amuses me can you imagine what I'd do for revenge? #redhead #diabolical

@jschabl how soon we forget we care Canadian... The u misses you. ;)

@grahamkaycomedy I waited all day to see what @anthonyjeselnik was going to say and I missed it.. Damnit #iaminsensitive #deletedtweet

@chris_caddell right?!? “@ventivodkacran: Hell is dreaming in detail about McDonalds breakfasts, and then waking up at noon. Dammit.”

@yopatio @sistersurf he tagged the wrong tweet.. He meant the #U2 post.. #iknowthepeopleidrinkwith

@mralexpavone Whoa!!! Pavi.. Did you just try and pimp your mom out to @grahamkaycomedy? That's weird dude! She's smoking, but come on..

@walkinsauce I thought you might like to know that! :)