@hulu... @looktvseries is the SHIT...gots to pick that up for another season

@malonecomedy dude its called bro-dazzled and the rhinestones blind my opponent so I can spoon...i mean put him in a rear naked choke hold..

I don't call masturbating choking my chicken. I call it shooting the pheasant.......cause I'm classy.

@jiggyjen00 its cool im used to it. i have an awkwardly small penis that kinda looks like Bert from Sesame Street would if he had scoliosis

@jaimeburchardt @aftermoviediner @nerdo_loco @svbell @ayzngurl @dawnkatdead @serenaakeroyd @sakura_59 @deadgrl5676 @ktjna Man hells yea! THX

@terilynnbrown @looktvseries @hulu that show is kind of infectious....and for the next month we are mortal enemies

@malonecomedy just read your under the gun review.....good shit!

@tacostamp1 @terrythenimble @firefighter785 @i_druther I am so fuckin honored right now!! your one of my favs too! Happy anniversary!!!

She's so fuckin cute it make me wanna punch something in the face......#daddyslittleangel http://t.co/GHisw0OQ

Shout out 2 my homie @collinsbmusic doin his thang and makin sweet love to your ear canals Check out Brandon Collins - http://t.co/c8DG4NyG

@themichaelrock ur mouth must taste like dick now then. My mom sucks a LOT of random dicks. You proly have the herps now too. Sorry bout cha

@sheseemslegit too hung over to masturbate?? that shit doesnt even make sense! my arms could get chopped off..im still findin a way

@the_martinigirl its like your resume so ill know if i wanna hire you or not

@texaschiquita opening your pics at work is an adventure!! Call me Indiana fuckin Jones!!!

You need some baller ass movie reviews in your life? Fuck yes you do! #FF my main movie man @jaimeburchardt and get the big screen down low

#FF time...the awesomesauce of the day is @kyleayers @vodka_a_jones @marleegirlee...these are some funny mutha truckazzz, and I know funny

@tacostamp1 thanks! I don't even take a sweat towel up there anymore lol I'm starting to get a little more comfortable up there!

What is you lookin at?  http://instagr.am/p/VkDAGEMAzM/ 

I lock my bedroom door at night so if I get robbed I got time to put on my draws and grab my nun chucks.....

@tacostamp1 its all good I just like to send them to u cause I know Ull keep it real wit cha boy!