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Your boyfriend is only your "best friend" because you made him your whole world and you shut out everyone else. Sorry, it's the truth.
90's baby with NO baby.
We're beautiful like tacos in the sky. Shine bright like a taco.
"this beer tastes gross, imagine licking a butthole."
I've always wondered why the smallest drink at starbucks is called a "tall".
Thongs are for bad girls with bad grades and no future!
19. feisty. I'm as free as a bird, so fly with me or fuck off. ⚓