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Bukkake videos should be shown in orientation classes to display a perfect example of teamwork.
Since when did they start putting cockroaches as prizes in the cereal box?
I hate when I have cocaine residue around my nose & nobody tells me. So you're just gonna let me walk around like that? Assholes.
If you watch Mob Wives or Jersey Shore you're a whore
My mom checked my search history to find out what I want for my birthday so now she's calling bakeries asking if they make bukkakes :-/
If you're a guy that revs his engine at red lights, I'm going to assume that your penis is an inny
If your rap name starts w a "Young" or a "Lil" I am beating you w a calendar. & I am not listening to your music.
People care too much about too much too much.
I didn't know the time differences for the entire world until twitter.
My tweets are like my cum loads; Take them at face value.
Fisting is pointless if you don't strike the Thinking Man pose afterwards.
No matter how many times I watch Dora; I am ALWAYS compelled to answer that bitch when she asks me a question. #Bawse
Sex addict support groups really get my gears going
Tweeting your heartfelt feelings about your mother then showing her the tweet instead of buying a card. 5 star kid u are.
I make my sandwiches w three slices of bread because I'm a mutha fucking GOON
Underwood has to be one of the funniest last names. Next to Dickinson & McNutsack.
I have actual non-sexual conversations in my DMs like some kind of ugly person
80 out of 100 times the answer is Bitch So What
I can't wait til I get a nice big drink inside me. Now I know how whores feel about cock.
Stamp stamp stamp I just made a million dollars nous allons faire un jour BRING IN THE MEAT PACKS