“@taylorhayden7: I love Jesus Christ.” Superstar @i_am_oj_

“@girlposts: yeah relationships are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains” @i_am_oj_

“@weirdhorse: A moth just said I look lovely today and the moth isn't wrong; my mane is styled to luscious perfection” @i_am_oj_

“@girlposts: how to make me smile pic.twitter.com/FDSLiHiXFg” @lowriphilips

“@seriouslyemily: Who wore it better??? pic.twitter.com/eIknOqbYu1” Thought you'd like this :) @lolydoes

“@girlposts: Guess who partied and got drunk tonight pic.twitter.com/LtCoRIn6aX” @armwilliams

“@girlposts: i wish chain messages were still a thing because those were the only texts i ever got” @armwilliams

“@jennyjohnsonhi5: It's pretty crazy to think that in just 7 years Honey Boo Boo will be a mom.” @armwilliams

“@missmayn: I nicknamed my vagina Savage Garden.” @lowriphilips

“@untresor: "I think we should feel other people's faces." - blind people break-up” @i_am_oj_

“@marcusthetoken: Don't even fucking pretend like you don't walk around your home practicing Harry Potter spells.” @i_am_oj_

“@trevso_electric: Teach me how to dougie.
'Cause why?
My father never loved me.” @i_am_oj_

“@shariv67: If God wanted me to be religious, he'd be real.” @i_am_oj_

“@disastrous007: One of y'all needs to have a serious talk with your mother. pic.twitter.com/3k8YFeXH” @i_am_oj_

“@nachosarah: the french fries at the bottom of the bag represent ugh fuck this tweet penis penis penis vaaag” @lauand90

“@girlposts: Guess who has a boyfriend! If you guessed me you guessed wrong.” @armwilliams

“@robdelaney: My mustache smells so fucking good tonight.” @i_am_oj_

“@mrtimlong: Got an email: "Meet sexxxy Asian teens in your area!" Realized it was a 'to do' reminder I sent myself.” @i_am_oj_

“@jeffklinger: I treat 3pm like it's some sort of court ordered program to nap” @i_am_oj_

“@nachosarah: calm down white women maybe your kid doesn't have autism and you're just a shitty mother” @xgracedx