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just hired two large gentlemen to find the "word" known as "chillax," then give it a beatdown and a bus ticket.
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Srsly, doesn't that sound like a close cousin to "Have you ever snorted blow off the belly of a hooker?" Or is that the target audience? 2/2
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Infiniti ad just now: "Have you ever driven a car with pure silver dust hand-polished into the wood?" Cripes, I hope not. (1/2)
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read that Jerry Brown is running for another term as CA governor. Then I went to see Star Wars, then I got mom to buy me a CHiPs lunchbox.
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realizes things are far from perfect but still prefers this to waking up every morning and hoping John McCain didn't die in his sleep.
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misses the good old days, when Conan was going to host the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was going home.
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Using your iPhone to start working while waiting for the PC to boot should be the next Apple ad. (fruit of following @andreakremer @ebrion)
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@andreakremer @ebrion Using your iPhone to start doing things while waiting for the PC to boot should be the next great Apple ad zinger.
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welcomes the follow from @brianedsauer, creator of www.joehenrylovesyoumadly.com. (I did play the album, and I was suitably rewarded.)
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Gem from Slate's Palin index: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" http://bit.ly/2Y0GLa
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E-mails from neighborhood group: "Lost Your Gold Necklace?" then "Lost Your Parrot?" Now waiting for "Lost Your Peg Leg?"
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Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" on Dancing With The Stars. Are you *sure* the Mayan calendar didn't mention 2009?
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Afghanistan *averages* 6 kids/mother, $700/yr per capita income. Talking birth control to Mullahs: http://bit.ly/36vf0W.
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@andreakremer OTOH, not many people know what Russell Brand looks like when *he* wakes up: http://tinyurl.com/ygm22yc
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