I'm thinking of just taking this as the Government's official statement on *everything*: http://twitpic.com/64d4ky

I'd say David Cameron, Ed Miliband & Jeremy Hunt should all publicly apologise to @vincecable & probably offer him his choice of their jobs.

MOST ENGLISH THING EVER RT @gnimmel: A tube map of the shipping forecast in the shape of a cup of tea:  http://buff.ly/UMs7yJ  …

Ever wondered why the tabloids hate the ECHR? http://bbc.in/nnzbdz

. @clintoncards, could you explain what you were thinking here, please? http://twitpic.com/3w2f3i

@davidallengreen The "ignore him and he'll go away" logic works only in the minds of lazy teachers dealing with school bullies.

Is Mubarak just pissing around now? I SHALL NOW RE-SIGN the back of my credit card.

Waiting for @nadine_mp, who is clearly stalking my ingrown toenail, to be the first person ever charged with Pretending To Waste Police Time

So if 42 = 10/10/10 = XXX, have we now decided that the answer to life, the universe and everything is sex?

Can we accept that people rioted for different reasons? Fear, despair, anger, betrayal, boredom, revenge, fun, ego, peer pressure, profit?

New Statesman - A u-turn on reversing the surveillance state http://bit.ly/9KJQ1F

Dear @cambridgenewsuk, could we humbly suggest that a picture of Auschwitz is not the best illustration for this story? http://bit.ly/9FtWia

Why the #joke tag matters: http://yfrog.com/evdwe0p

Looks like it's time to avoid the twitter website again; log out of it, avoid t.co links marked WTF or tweet btn and get a desktop client.

Theresa May to claim that she *had* done some research on the HRA, but an asylum-seeker's cat ate it.

Cameron, you clueless fucktard: Social Media is the way a lot of people stayed, and felt, safe and was the first spark of post-riot recovery

Coulson's security clearance may be final straw for Cameron, as I can't believe DC didn't show AC documents he knew he wasn't cleared for.

With the NOTW closing, we can all be glad that the UK is free of pernicious, corrupt and biased journalism, and won't need an investigation.

Every time foursquare tells me I'm "creeping up on @snipeyhead", I can't help but think that'd be a Really Bad Idea.

Jeremy Hunt refusing to pass Ofcom report on BskyB merger to Competition Commission, in secret talks w/ Murdoch instead http://bit.ly/f4ZSGB