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"if you love your job, you never work a day in your life" - that is some fucking grade A bullshit right there
I AM MISS AMERICA - i watch a lot of garbage tv and eat take out and i'm wearing yoga pants but don't do yoga
another reason not to have a blog- so the today show can’t read your awful poetry on air after your boyfriend becomes a govt fugitive
every night i'm like oh yeah i'm gonna read this awesome book before i go to bed but instead i drunk tweet the local news in my unders
never forget that yglesias makes more money than you writing like an idiot and titled his book after a fucking meme
does cee-lo always look like a futuristic garbage can
an entire generation that know carrie brownstein from portlandia instead of sleater kinney. the terrorists have won.
bad cat bad cat whatcha gonna do when she furs on you
if you're an adult man wearing a suit and a backpack i can't possibly take you seriously
republicans think half the country are losers; democrats think half the country are morons and hicks. it evens out.
i wonder if these miss america contestants also ate cold chinese food with their hands for dinner tonight
the true 1% are the people who know how to use a four way stop
it sounds like the flight attendants on that asiana flight saved a lot of lives - remember that next time you're an asshole on a plane
i count things and make bad jokes. these tweets obvs do not represent my employer; they barely represent me