Odd sense of delight when all goes quiet after I've shouted SHUT THE FUCK UP

Whoa, double finger guns AND a wink? You must be covered in the ladies

It being your bday doesn't give you a free pass on being a cunt

MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION TO DANCE IN PUBLIC

Surprisingly large ass? Then you have a redonk-bedonk

Didn't do the running man at all today. I'm losing my touch

Shuuuuut your stupid, goddamned whore mouth fa la la la la la la la la la

Greatest project name for getting people clean water: "I'd tap that"

"I want you in my pants" - very literal clothing designer

I have no idea what ska sounds like, so I just imagine a bunch of being saying ska, really drawn-out like. SKAAAaaaaahhh. Welcome to my mind

Whoa, whoa, no, you call it a PELLow? Sorry, this isn't going to work out in the slightest

Bitch standing on the left side of the escalator deserves to be fucking punched

If your question is, "should I apologise?" Then the answer is quite nearly always yes

Stupid people frustrate me so fucking much

My cookie tastes like popcorn.

I will find a beiber/nickelback playlist to listen to, to force myself into working faster, so I don't have to listen longer than needed.

What do we say to the gods of having a cold? NOT TODAY. What do they say back? Ha, fuckin' suck it up, bitch.

Good: dude next 2 me has a NES emulator. Bad: it smells like whore on my train. Ugly: the grade 7 girl across from me.

well, that was underwhelming.

@jermhimselfish I used coors lite and it gave me a Chad