Driver who hit a cyclist in Mississippi then intentionally ran over her again is being charged with ONLY a misdemeanor: http://t.co/5ArYcVJ

I ate food every day. #whatayear

RT if you want a 24" snowstorm.

Discrimination is bigotry. Own it. #time4marriage

Minneapolis mantra: All of your friends know all of your friends. You just don't know how yet.

@realdonaldtrump That #MIDASTOUCH didn't help Romney too much, though. LOL.

#30daysofbiking isn't the work of a big corporation or company. It's the passion of a small group of friends: http://t.co/07yaUZoV

RT @tonydefranco: Osama Bin Laden just ousted Hitler as the Mayor of Hell on Foursquare

I fear corporations and their influence on the government far more than I fear terrorists. #BlackoutSOPA

Dear, everyone, please join me & Jon Stewart in calling @realdonaldtrump "Fuckface Von Clownstick." #FuckfaceVonClownstick

2008 was a celebration. 2012 is just a relief.

Embarrassingly proud of this response. #obamacare http://t.co/0XAUKH80

RT if you're excited that we're nearing 2,000 sign-ups for #30daysofbiking! That's a village of cyclists. http://t.co/6UvS9meQ

Bike lights! #getsome

Crossing my fingers that the soldier who killed Osama Bin Laden is a gay Muslim!

RT if you biked in the snow, hey-ho! #30daysofbiking

Person by person, I will spread the gospel of one space after a period. We have years of false dogma to overcome.

God just passed the mic to Yauch.

We want 1,000 cyclists signed up TODAY! Tell your friends, tell your kids, tell your husbands & wives. http://t.co/veqrAcvR #30daysofbiking

Despite a crazy April, #30daysofbiking #MSP made it to the beach by month's end! Photo by @2f4l. pic.twitter.com/l7Dm7eJn0N