@lilbthebasedgod follow me goddamn!

Ukraine announced plans to open nuclear disaster site, Chernobyl, to tourists. It's just like Disneyland except the six foot mouse is real

if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them

plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”

Can people please stop comparing going to school vs. traveling vs. working vs. whatever and just not pass judgement on other people's lives?

Ya bish

facebook just added a feature that lets you place a star on people you want to follow more closely, didn’t hitler do this?

dont like people or you will get feelings and die

too much hate and violence in this world, not enough love #prayforboston

you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch

i think a round of mario party will prove how strong your relationship with someone is @itsnotjoel @colesef @brodiehlookoff @mshepss

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year

you know you're deep in the friendzone when i skype you right before bed

u liked my pic

i liked ur pic

i think u know what’s next #marriage

HAHAHA YES! @lilbthebasedgod finally RT'd me yeeeeeaaahh

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

SEXT: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

@bainzig @hushvancouver i love lianne la havas :)

Narcissism is so unattractive

Who wants a fantastic job working on the beach? Come to the cactus hiring fair 1766 Davie street today and tomorrow! #jobs #yvr