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secretly i wish the super mario bros. 1-up sound would play for every 100 times i click on stars/favorites in twitter.
Some days, all I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask. That is all.
Had my first crumpet today. Very good. And now I know there is a middle ground between pancakes and english muffins.
88 days since I built this PC and I am still winning the war of attrition against installing Adobe Acrobat. You'll never take me alive, PDF!
Note to self: No opening or closing ceremony is truly complete until some large unidentifiable iconic object is set on fire.
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i don't know what possessed me to make pancakes for lunch, but they were delicious; i am very full; and i need to lie down.
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empty space in facebook is like patches of dead grass in a manicured lawn. unlike myspace, where weeds and rodents are rampant.
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I wonder how many designers out there lose sleep in angst over the never-ending generations of teapots that pour poorly.
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PSA: Financial Advisors that deduct fees out of your IRAs and Retirement accounts, aren't looking out for you.
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Law of diminishing returns: The first marshmallow peep is more gratifying than the remaining nine combined.
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The 'Full House' theme is a deadly earworm and may cause irreparable damage in 2-4 weeks if not treated in time.
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Technical parlance needs more cooking and food metaphors. It's pretty clear whom the fast food villains are nowadays.
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Need to return my census form... but I can't recall the last time I saw a postal drop box in my neighborhood. Were they reclaimed for scrap?
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i think the two portions is a structural thing. wouldn't be nice to open a bar up only to find the pretzel had snapped in half. #candyclub
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come to think of it- it would really refreshing if you could just blunt with criticism by prefixing everything with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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