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genuinely considered masturbating in the marsall's dressing room i was in yesterday
any gals out there want a good catch? only things i can't offer are a nice body, money, a career, and the lack of a annoying cat - DM me
BETTE MIDLERS TITS LOOKIN RIGHT
my new rap name is Marquee Post
if the fat and ugly girl at the office talks about both the diet she is on AND the date she has that night its actually ok to murder her fyi
i just caught myself wondering if there are chicks that have ever thought about me while masturbating
just went out of my way to let 2 consecutive cars into a whole foods parking lot. i dont know whats happened 2 me or what im doing w my life
with all the snacks now available to us why are there still motherfuckers out there eatin pretzels
i tell ya my boy 'barry tone' is 'so prano' that he is 'all toes' and tenor......ah fuck nevermind
TOSS UP! Who do I want to kiss more? 1) Kate Upton 2) Fat Mexican Babies
The Sound and Guy Fieri #literaryrestaurants
just need to remember what my therapist keeps saying, 'sir this is a Currency Exchange, pull up your pants and stop blowing on that whistle'
'yeah sure, i drink white wine, alone at my house' - me, when im 67, and right now too
ok ok i get it british vacuum guy yers are the best i know yer are the best please how do i buy one
always lie on yer resume like how i always say that i was a manager at Party City just so they know i'm not all business
amanda bynes blocked me
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