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Men don't grow beards. Beards grow men.
-EILTWEET- Kennt jemand von euch gute/billige Hostels etc. in Berlin? WICHTIG! -EILTWEET-
It's not even like I play like hardcore, I just have the tendency to break everything around me.
That's it. I want a porn star called Vicky Leaks. NOW!
Whenever someone says 'omg German is such a harsh language' i say something in the language of Mordor and then they think I'm weird.
Me:'Wanna see a magic trick? See this carrot?'
*breaks carrot in half*
Cat:'OMG THERE'S TWO ORANGE STICKS NOW HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!
People whose favourite music genre is 'everything' are suspicious and I don't trust them.
'Ich bin ein Pirat!' - '.. warst du überhaupt schon mal auf einem Schiff?' - 'Ich bin mal in die Elbe gefallen..'
99.9% of the mass is concentrated in 0.01% of the volume. OCCUPY ATOM.
Paul is a boy. He makes music and stuff. He's pretty bad at it.