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If you smell like syrup but haven't eaten syrup for days it's time to wash your beard.
Dear world: Not everyone in Portland is anti-fluoride. You're only laughing at part of the population. http://gawker.com/quacks-of-all-political-persuations-fight-fluoridation-508884755 …
As a straight man, I think it's a little weird that my new sexual ideal is "Harry Hamlin on Mad Men."
HEADLINE: "French Historian Kills Himself After Gay Marriage Rant." See, homophobes? THAT'S how you do it!
"This device will change how we consume media. We will now consume it with our mouths."
*Eats TV shows*
"I make fuck to you. Like you wish me to. And I will not let go 'til the winter's through." - Russian Boys 2 Men
If I was in charge of editing 'Pulp Fiction' for broadcast TV, the wallet would read "BAD MOMMY BLOGGER"
They broke the mold when they made Chris Pine, and then they used that broken mold to make Paul Walker.
In honor of Ray Manzarek's passing, I just edited a bunch of nine minute keyboard solos out of songs from the seventies.
I think my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He bought a brand new sports car, and then blew his brains out in it.
Hey Warner Bros--I'm gonna eat and drink my weight in hors d'oeuvres and booze at your Hangover 3 premiere party. Thanks.
Besides the life-changing lechon at CnT, my fave thing in Cebu City was the old lady in the "My Dick Wants to Buy You a Beer" t-shirt.
My biggest problem with religion is that I'm 100% certain some Youth Pastor has referred to the bible as "the REAL Silver Linings Playbook"
"Daddy, are you cool?" "Haha! Isaiah, that's a rad question. Pause Veggie Tales and let's talk about the coolest guy who ever lived: Jesus."