@realdonaldtrump we need proof, Donald, certificates of authenticity, original documents. Even then we won't believe you….

There’s no volcano in Iceland. Chuck Norris is just having a barbecue.

@marcoarment you need instadesk to deal with all of that later

Nokia begging @instagram. My the power has shifted. pic.twitter.com/XJNrBHxidt via @elilanger

So in Ireland 9 strangers will ask a pregnant woman seeking an abortion to prove she is suicidal. This country is insane.

If you are new to Twitter today then don't worry, this isn't usually a football site.

Dog eats peanuts. Has sex with woman. She dies. Owner of dog charged with buggery. Mind boggles. http://goo.gl/XI0mZ via @damianos3

The very first web page at its original URL.  http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html …

Just a reminder; #SuperBowl 2012 got about 113 million viewers. 2011 Cricket World Cup semi-final got nearly 1 billion. http://t.co/8oODoPsS

"why a group of strangers have just brought me to tears in order to sell me a car"  http://copybot.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/an-open-letter-to-innocean-and-hyundai/ … #hyundie via @djbentley

#IRELAND: Ryanair launches €2.99 booking app. The balls of that company. http://t.co/jTJKuHZ8 /via @sashaw

So that was a lunch time well spent…  http://starlogs.net/#s-t-a-r-w-a-r-s/episode-iv … via @janl

#DESIGN: Redesigning Google by @verge is an interesting insight into design at Google. No one leader since @stop left.  http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/24/3904134/google-redesign-how-larry-page-engineered-beautiful-revolution …

The votes from Cyprus are worth 10% less, lads. #Eurovision

"As a founder, your job isn’t to make a great product. It’s to build a great team that makes great products."  http://www.azarask.in/blog/post/psychological-pitfalls-and-lessons-of-a-designer-founder/ …

Wouldn't want the Twitter @support job... pic.twitter.com/4sQ3f4DN93

Imagine the market effect of an errant Tweet by @warrenbuffett. Hope he follows best practice security.

€7m investment in @feedhenry and 100 jobs over 2 years for Dublin and Waterford.  http://www.newstalk.ie/100-new-jobs-for-Dublin-and-Waterford …

Ridiculous that phishing is so common and yet mobile apps present web-views without URLs or SSL certs shown.

One thing I've learned in my time in Ireland is only the Irish can make fun of the Irish. Everyone else, beware.