This just in: Albers plunked by a knucleball. No suspects in custody. Wakefield: "I found him like that." #RedSox

Next person to say "Winning" when they show off a beer I will "trip" & fall on. #EBF

Shit. I was in that 7-11 they're saying they robbed. Twice tonight. Last night. Whatever.

This is worth noting & repeating... http://twitpic.com/2urrja

Carl Beane deserved better than this game. #RedSox

Just witnessed @wally97 defeat Darth Vader in combat. #FuturesAtFenway

RT @beeradvocate PSA: Green #beer is for amateurs. Drink real beer. #stpatricksday

Happy Birthday Fenway Park! 101 years old today. I daresay there shall be much jubilation up inside you this day!

@obetchkin if you put on pants, the terrorists have won.

Valentine's Day is about love, not sex. So you have no significant other; do you also have no child, sibling, parent or BFF to love?

@lilpecan I'm not worried about the world ending. I'm worried about it continuing unchanged.

The question isn't where we are or how we got here. It's where we go from here.

Two tall symbols in Boston. #BostonBlinks  http://instagr.am/p/SJlBLtvPhC/ 

Let's go @redsox! Beat the #BlueJays!

Dear Lord, may that be the start of Pedroiah the Destroyah's return to the #RedSox lineup.

Snowfall levels from Winter Storm #Nemo. Scale is on the left.  http://goo.gl/wbYYv 

So the Mets will all walk up to Beastie Boys tracks tonight? That's damn nice. Mad props for that. They're still the Mets though.

Don't block me for suggesting you ply your 11 month old with vodka. You asked for suggestions on getting her to sleep. Twas a legit reply.

I may not share your Beliefs, but you can know I will respect your right to have & express them. People have died for you to have that right

Wow, whole bunch of flakes up here in Central Square Cambridge this morning. Some snow, too.