@downtownkc @dannyboi965 I'm not sure if you know how advertising works, but "read the report" isn't nearly as good as "let me explain.."

Follow @theuncouthkcmo for awesome times

@ssdated us, too

@juliasegal my fiance is 9 months pregnant with our plan b baby #whoops

@dannyboi965 @reince Historical data, simple economics, etc. The more money you let rich people keep, the more they hold onto. #seriously

"Spring rolls? I don't like sushi..." overheard in my office. #sowhite

@_kayditty it's just seriously impossible to care about all the things you guys care about

@realdonaldtrump are you writing the Romney concession speech?

@overlandparker seriously. Slow clap. Best voting tweet ever.

@dannyboi965 @afentra Thanks. People who can't handle PR shouldn't be in charge of an entity's god damn twitter account. #fail

@downtownkc @dannyboi965 The fact of the matter is I'm Pro Streetcars and light rail, but you're really botching PR on it right now.

@buzzfeed @mittromney Because it was a sub par crop this year?

@iamenidcoleslaw Your mecca, m'lady. http://t.co/8GnQlSNX

@sporting_times Rob's 26

so much fail. http://t.co/HQqjReRN

@kriscolvin Hopefully it's not Seth...again.

@robdelaney obviously it was for "God's will to be done"

about me: "To women you look like a choking hazard. To men you look like playground equipment."

Hey Ronald Reagan. Fuck you, buddy.