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American hurricane namers are lazy. They pick easy ones like "George" and "Kate". Only in Scotland could they come up with #HurricaneBawbag
Judges of the Pacquiao Bradley fight also scored World War 2 a split decision for the Germans. #RIPBoxing
If the Lakers get Chris Paul and Dwight Howard, LeBron will end his career with less rings than Kim Kardashian.
Judges of the Pacquiao Bradley fight are now declaring MySpace the world's #1 social network. #RIPBoxing
If the Lakers get CP3 and Dwight, LeBron will end his career with less rings than Kim Kardashian. #TeamLakers
So now the government knows I call Taco Bell 6 times a day just to say hello. Great.
Judges of the Pacquiao Bradley fight are now calling the Eastern Conference Championship a split decision for the Celtics. #RIPBoxing
The Patriots are now "checking the tape" to see if they won last year's Super Bowl. #RIPBoxing #MannyPacquiaoIsStillTheWorldsBestBoxer
#YouKnowYoureIndianWhen Your favorite movie consists of 3 minutes of acting and 90 minutes of choreographed dance.
#ItMakesMeHappyWhen the Scots get worldwide recognition for something other than bagpipes and haggis. Let's hear it for #HurricaneBawbag
We live in a country where the only people who successfully converted to the metric system are drug dealers.
In #2041, Justin Bieber will be President, Joe Jonas will be Vice President, and I will be killing myself.
That wasn't a #earthquake someone just dropped the thun thun thun.
Arresting Willie Nelson for posessing pot is like arresting Justin Bieber for posessing a hair dryer.
RIP Snooki. I always knew that one day the oompa loompas would return to put you back in Wonka's chocolate factory.
#richwhitegirlproblems Can't find a radio station where every song isn't about me
From The Bottom Of My Heart To The Top Of Your Lungs 1/14 #FTBOMH When i die bury me in the taco bell. firstname.lastname@example.org for stuff