@mathowie You know who else used double spaces after periods? http://twitpic.com/3bone6

Happy ampersand day! It's 100110, which translates from binary to ASCII character code 38 which is: &.

There's a brand new MetaFilter thing you might like: http://t.co/oau0pPcF. It gives you some great parts of MeFi without the wall of text.

On my way to #xoxofest. I hope they don't disrupt any dominant paradigms without me.

I dropped my iPhone into a toilet. It died. The Web said rice would save it. It lied. Advice to thee: keep phones in pockets while you pee.

I also believe technology is neutral, but it does have biases. Weblogs are more likely to have thoughtful commentary than Twitter due to ...

I'm beginning to think Vine was designed by Apple developers to see how iPhone auto-focus works across their phones.

Another of Eddie's phrases that I use and love: "aww, why is all the fun over?" Five year olds distill emotions down to their essence well.

The future is nothing but humans filling out captchas — forever.

Living with a toddler is like living on a ship. Everything has to be locked up and bolted down or it will get thrown across the room.

Tonight Eddie handed me a one dollar bill and said, "This is for tucking me in. You can keep it."

Eddie on the benefits of being an adult: "I'll have a Sprite whenever I want and pretend I'm a giant."

Down the git rabbit hole. Please fetch branch repo to pull clone commit status or origin master will push diff merge forever.

Solo two-child put down with baths. I should be able to trade these in for prizes or something.

If you only listen to one interview with Bootsy Collins talking about his career, make it this one with @jessethorn: http://t.co/ziwWahHs

@anildash I don't see the jokes as mocking followers. Their leaders have the power to take our attention via media. We rebel with jokes.

The Ace Hotel is great. It's like staying in a Tumblr blog. ... That's good!

Turns out (turns out) I have a blog. And I can still post there. http://t.co/UHhWWG2q #xoxofest

Cut some fat strips off pork chops and thought they looked like nigiri. Pork sushi! Then I remembered trichinosis. Science ruins everything.

I'll take overplayed Vince Guaraldi Christmas music over just about everything else I hear in Starbucks all year long. #smallxmasvictory