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  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    Nothing like being awoken suddenly by a blowjob...



    I gotta start sleeping with my mouth closed.

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    BandersnaaatchshanetheveinDonnie_rottenawordforawordgirlontapasewpersonlee_rynnclintgil
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    JennaraterfloorballerryanCountMackulat22cmulosMaxTitus12QwertyJones3bluetractor
    awordforawordMondayPajamas4CrocsFuzzzyNutsFrankCurtisBTheBeerGuy73sanbaysameralkhouryavaricious1ZombieionismosigatShaunRightNowCaptainObtuseHardWorkDayJustinFurano
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    When you say "9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans."


    All I hear is "there's a bear out their that knows how to use matches."

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    KMayfield77the_rock_chicTheMiddleClashQwertyJones3bluetractorInterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtMatthewJRooney
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    Genevieve0404KMayfield77Sassygirl7656QwertyJones3LyleD4DbluetractorInterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rt
    androszrpizzajaynowXGroverXSexyInsomniac
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    The Beach Boys walk into a bar:

    “Round?”
    “Round?”
    “Get a round”
    “I get a round?”
    “Get a round….”

    • 1,209
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    ChyllinInconsteveableRambleOfaReeferMs_MelissaTosigatchrishartZAkelter1elizabeths_7
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    Genevieve0404OrignalceQueenosigatballuederPaulRoseenstlbluesgurl_77jeffbgoofyterrycjt
    RidiculousSheri
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said...


    "Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."

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    greenchimerathe_rock_chicmadicoreyMachiavelli1532KittenMcKayQwertyJones3bluetractorli4mst3w4rt
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    floorballerryanmulosTheRealBoyceylilmissaquariusQwertyJones3bluetractorli4mst3w4rtninortagabriel
    TheBeerGuy73eliserose5_wangweAristotlesNZ__robocreep
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    NO ONE on Twitter is better than anyone else.

    We’re all just fucking idiots.

    Staring at our fucking phones.

    Wasting out fucking lives.

    • 1,171
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    Genevieve0404QwertyJones3bluetractorrebeccaszzli4mst3w4rtSmurfetteDEOnTheBackFootButteDragger
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    Genevieve0404InterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtButteDraggerSamuelHLoweMondayPajamas_14000_things_LordOfLeylandi
    Ilovelamp1979SmooheedThe_Dorkster______
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    Well aren't you a fucking waste of two billion years of evolution.

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    floorballerryanJSMroczkowskiKittenMcKayQwertyJones3bluetractorli4mst3w4rtknownAsDickalexxsofly
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    floorballerryanSMOKEDOUTSTOMPSQwertyJones3li4mst3w4rtknownAsDickBetty_HorrorMondayPajamasdumbcheryl
    iamfasePawnYourLifeVodkaDietSoda
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    If you enjoy my comedy on Twitter, you should check my other roles. Like underpaid retail worker, inadequate sexual partner and douchebag.

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    Genevieve0404MaxTitus12QwertyJones3bluetractorInterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtknownAsDickthriftyfinn
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    QwertyJones3InterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtknownAsDickawordforawordMondayPajamasSoulYodeleriifin1
    Alyssa_Jolie__Cpt_Burnoutnerfspur
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    Heck is where people go when they don't believe in gosh.

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    PlaqueAssassinhumanjerkyterrycjtTrapperDavemissy_schwabJess_Is_JadedAndee_Stewartuccjeb
    • 501
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    terrycjtTrapperDavekatiedx3Andee_StewartfloorballerryanHeyAmieHayate05QwertyJones3
    Voiceofgarth
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I love the way Australians pronounce vagina.




    "Vajoina"

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    Machiavelli1532ScreamNenaa_rndhouseMaxTitus12AnnalisaMilloQwertyJones3bluetractorli4mst3w4rt
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    floorballerryanesaa_yuliWayne_Bruce_QwertyJones3li4mst3w4rtTRBLmakerJBSptxcxRicanInBoston
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I should really get off Twitter and get out into the world. The problem is, i'm not really a huge fan of people, places or things.

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    Genevieve0404MondayPajamasrebeccaszzInterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtMegsDollLin_Bakerdevineford
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    Genevieve0404MondayPajamasInterstellarFUKli4mst3w4rtlovemydogduckParkerlawyeryaylinuxthistletat13
    SamuelHLowemissamandailgrandechuck10InchesPlusmumblesmusings
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    Buy followers?


    I'd rather just buy a huge bag of weed and forget about Twitter completely.

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    li4mst3w4rtgssparks1TheSkepticusawordforaworda_olivia4212Dawn_M_littledandeli0nTampaBayMomma
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    li4mst3w4rtTheSkepticusawordforawordNawyourecrazyRomaBlackWriterRyansGoochLeaninKingTw1tter_K1tten
    GimpySunshine____titsNtatertotsBaddBryant________
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    If you feel like nobody cares that you're alive...


    Try missing a couple of payments.

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    Genevieve0404sezgeebakerygurlSandyPanz15104_BiggermzTimTurbo3ripster31dirtroader
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    Bunnylennox96bhhgoaskaIexMoonStruckBecca10InchesPlusawordforawordboab15MondayPajamas
    JackieluvsUK
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    Go on FB to see what people ate for dinner.




    Go on twitter to see how the shit went.

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    shaqattack3000TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtghostofphantomdeutschheutesaint1000louisjewellDawn_M_
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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtghostofphantomdshack8a_olivia4212stageleftphotoRomaBlackWriterRyansGooch
    leo_bgw
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I'm following people with under 200 followers who are fantastic. Don't let someone's follower's mislead you. Let their tweets be your guide.

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    TrueTorontoGirlli4mst3w4rtParkerlawyera_olivia4212luvmyADHDDawn_M_junkyardiganhythemafia
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    li4mst3w4rtRomaBlackWriterRyansGooch4Crocscbme69Ms_WhateverVTw1tter_K1ttenUGANDANCRAZY
    JackieluvsUK
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I was so fucking hammered last night, I got hit by a parked car.

    • 517
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    freebirdy31TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rta_olivia4212texasstalkermomBlackCheesePieOH_GAWD_OF_FUNKbrewcitytatgirl
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    KhaleddAhmedfreebirdy31TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtMisterMe300a_olivia4212OH_GAWD_OF_FUNKPandaBandera
    VodkaDietSoda
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    I have so many different fucking drug habits, I had to write them all down in a book. I call it....



    Addictionary.

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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtawordforawordms_fancypants_SSparklesDailyDawn_M_littledandeli0nbreatheandlove
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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtawordforaworddshack8Nawyourecrazy4Crocscbme69Tw1tter_K1tten
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    We have enough fucking youth...



    how about a fountain of smart?

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    TRBLmakerJBSAngelicaBrillaFlowerChild037li4mst3w4rtwhitefireofhellawordforaworda_olivia4212Dawn_M_
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    TRBLmakerJBSFlowerChild037li4mst3w4rtwhitefireofhellawordforawordcbme69Josephmisiur__ididntsayplease
    DrinkingatWork
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    A friend of mine lost his left leg and his left arm in a car crash.




    He's all right now.

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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtawordforawordPrefersSleep_CursedTeaOhwillieheandkelly82dshack8
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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtcitramdynaawordforaworddshack8kepiesslittledandeli0nRomaBlackWriter
    BoomBamBunny
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    That awkward moment at Prince Williams bachelor party when he stuffs $$ in a strippers thong with a picture of his grandmothers face on it.

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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtdeep_chopraAmezsterawordforawordParkerlawyerdshack8sam_states
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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtawordforawordZerofeverbreatheandloveBittyB3Tw1tter_K1ttenSkullfuckT
  • pbear79
      PoohBear™ @pbear79

    “Typical morning in Canada, Canadians walk out of their igloo, hop on the back of their polar bear and spear a beaver to death.”
    -Americans-

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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtDawn_M_shellybsalonlittledandeli0nbreatheandlovejunkyardiganSuicidaldear
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    TRBLmakerJBSli4mst3w4rtlittledandeli0nMr_McGee9__ericboveVictorSWintersNawyourecrazyRomaBlackWriter
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