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Whoever said you can't enjoy gifts without unwrapping them has obviously never seen a bum drink an O E out of a paper bag.
If only my camera came with Instagram filters. My dick pic would look 10 years younger.
I spiked the milkshake. No one's leaving my yard.
People get serious about not being funny.
You didn't mind me objectifying you last night.
Sorry I had to take an oxy to tolerate you.
I'm disappointed that no more large black cocks have shown up in my DMs. The white ones just don't last quite as long. Is that racist?
I'm done being an enabler!!!
*Starts using sign language so people stop talking to me.
siri what is a comma do i need one and how do i use it
Hotness comes and goes.
But smart is forever.
I just licked pancake batter
off my phone.
Are you guys ok?
Men really aren't as mysterious as they think. They're walking talking compasses pointing their direction with their erection;)
You twisted my mind
You broke my heart
You crushed my soul
You will be sorry
What? Are you serious?! That's awesome! Good chat.