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he had a drum kit instead of a bed and that's how we ended up together briefly
Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you and your weekend girlfriend.
You're the Kanye West of twitter. Just poor!
*pops two pills*
This is gonna be a good night!
*puts Tylenol PMs back in medicine cabinet*
I'm sorry I said your widespread pussy looks like a dampened hog's ear.
*Lays down the boogie and plays that funky music*
The scariest thing I could ever find in a date's house is an acoustic guitar.
I'd rather see 2 dudes kiss than double on a motorcycle.
Wear a condom, it's the reason why your parents are unhappy.
I'm experimenting with heterosexuality on the internet.
There is nothing more romantic than laying in bed in the dark, listening to the rain, eating chicken wings with your cat.
Does everyone know what time it is?
That's right! First up we have Adam! He wears Axe body spray and and calls his mom "bro".
I bought a Tyrese action figure at 7AM this morning from a Walgreen's.
Me: That was fun! Fist me!
Me: Fist me!! *holds out knuckles*
What? Are you serious?! That's awesome! Good chat.