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Most of my 10,000 Fitbit steps were done pacing the house whilst trying to get off the phone from mom when desperate for a poop
Fuck whatever anyone else thinks.. It's just you and me.
How does Beyoncé still manage to have a thigh gap? She must be a witch.
In Russia they play Good Cop Vlad Cop.
Haha, very funny you guys at the colo-rectal clinic for donning alien masks right before my colonoscopy.
OMG! Trump used an REM song😂😂😂😂
Nothing like a message on FB from a boy I loved in high school to make me suck in my gut and stick out my boobs even though he can't see me.
Carrots are humble. Eggplant is smug.
5: I wanna sleep with mommy!
2: I wanna sleep with mommy!
Me: Tell me about it.
What? Are you serious?! That's awesome! Good chat.
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