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What do you mean I don't look cute when I cry?
Wipes snot with sleeve.
You're the best, climate. Never change!
When escapism becomes realism.. That's probably the time to leave this place.
This new Terminator movie sucks donkey schlong.
you sleep inside my nightmares
*brings fake trophies to your twittercide*
Hmmm recipe calls for 5 slices of bacon..
Better cook the whole lb.
I onced blocked people with my bare hands
I have three taints
If you're not the type of person who watches football all day in their underwear on Sunday, we aren't going to be able to be friends.
Gross - my sweater smells like a boy.
Welcome to menstruation club, if you breathe wrong we'll kill you
So what do I do?
Stand outside city hall? Just me holding a sign and beg to be heard? See if someone can bring me a fucking coffee?
Without conflict, we would have never learned to love properly. We would have all died in the wild.
Tweeting on Sunday is for the heathens.
Older guys know the tricks of the trade
Ugh. Go away. Yes, I blocked you AGAIN.
I know it's only noon but there is football to watch and mimosas to drink✌🏼️
What? Are you serious?! That's awesome! Good chat.
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