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BINDERS FULL OF TEARS
HYPERLOOP. MERELY A CODENAME. TRANSPORTATION, A RUSE.
I INTRODUCE NOT A TRANSPORT, BUT A FRAGRANCE.
MUSK. BY MUSK.
Luckily, none of us are crass enough to print "Pull to refresh" on some boxer shorts. None of us.
WHAT IS THIS AN IPAD FOR ANTS
I imagined when I was a kid I'd have a pocket computer when I was older. I never imagined I'd have SO MANY SPARES.
Some people drink cocktails when they watch Mad Men.
Refusing to be one-upped, I've started smoking meth while watching Breaking Bad.
If you touch your monitor with your fingers, you should go live with the animals.
All I want out of the SOTU is for President Obama to walk out, light a cigarette and begin "Listen up, assholes"
*PRESIDENT picks up red phone*
"GET ME DHH"
You encounter a COMPUTER.
> USE COMPUTER
COMPUTER does not work. DEBUG or SET ALIGHT?
> DRINK ALCOHOL
You are SAD
A slide I really want to see at WWDC. "iCloud: We're Really Sorry."
Do people who wear Google Glass take them off when they have sex?
NOBODY KNOWS, THEY NEVER GET LAID
RELEASE ALL THE SOFTWARE
The tablet camera is the fanny pack of photography.
I make apps at @bkcc, write stuff, and talk on @postmodemcast. 'a rosy-cheeked lad' — @moonpolysoft