BINDERS FULL OF TEARS

Luckily, none of us are crass enough to print "Pull to refresh" on some boxer shorts. None of us.

WHAT IS THIS AN IPAD FOR ANTS

I imagined when I was a kid I'd have a pocket computer when I was older. I never imagined I'd have SO MANY SPARES.

Some people drink cocktails when they watch Mad Men.

Refusing to be one-upped, I've started smoking meth while watching Breaking Bad.

If you touch your monitor with your fingers, you should go live with the animals.

All I want out of the SOTU is for President Obama to walk out, light a cigarette and begin "Listen up, assholes"

Well, now, it looks like some of you motherfuckers owe me a couple messages: http://t.co/io3FOqxZ

A slide I really want to see at WWDC. "iCloud: We're Really Sorry."

For fuck's sake. This is moronic even for Fox News: http://t.co/eB4240E3

Y'know, come to think of it, I've never seen The Year of Desktop Linux and The Year of Mac Malware in the same room together /cc @gruber

Do people who wear Google Glass take them off when they have sex?

NOBODY KNOWS, THEY NEVER GET LAID

*HONK HONK*

This is amazing. Battlestar Galactica RPG: http://t.co/PRWGA0VW

RELEASE ALL THE SOFTWARE

The tablet camera is the fanny pack of photography.

lmao at path users who don't sleep with their day phone on silent

I wonder if Dave Morin will read @gruber calling him a huge douche bag on his day phone or his night phone.

Facebook has acquired my sandwich. Rest assured it is not going away. It is going to get better.

A better sandwich.

If you bitch about companies who make software you love getting acquired, then bitch when they try to charge a sustainable price, fuck you.

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