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I wrote a little bit about a recent performance enhancement we made to @sportngin: http://pulse.sportngin.com/news_article/show/245506?referrer_id= …
Remember to lift with the legs while flipping tables.
Best thing about loud, annoying girls next to you at a restaurant is that you can talk shit about them at normal volume and they don’t hear.
“Sometimes when you’re this awesome it makes me feel bad that I fart all the time.”
“Can you please tweet that to everybody?”
Please remember to be thankful all the days for all the things.
“On her 22nd day of life, she became deaf and the world went permanently silent.” http://the-magazine.org/15/give-it-your-best-shot … (via Instapaper)
OH: “Stop committing to production and get off my lawn.”
1. Write an abstraction to allow any number of items to be installed.
2. Figure out list of things to install, and only come up with one.
I need Find My Headphones far more often than I need Find My IPhone.
And a happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
“I’ll skip the jacket.”
“Because it will be a hot time in the old town tonight.”
“Hot time, summer in the city.”
“Babe, pig in the city?”
Inspired by something from @r00k’s recent Peepcode episode, some functions to report frequently used commands.