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I got this great new board game, it's about devil worship and brewing tea... it's called The Kettlers of Satan
one of the most insidious forms of male privilege is access to clothing with pockets
20 people in a parking lot huddle around a softly glowing spot."Is that a free iPad?"you say-and then they are upon you. #NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD
#DidYouKnow : that Moths are actually the smartest bugs? They fly into flames because they hate themselves. Ah, the price of genius.
i'm glad we have twitter, a place to understand the best and worst things that would otherwise die lonely in our minds
Ladies, call me Video Games because I'm a huge waste of your time and I have difficulty imitating human emotions
http://storify.com/pcsegal/porpentine-knows-the-opposite-of-every-thing … something i learned yesterday: @aliendovecote knows the opposite of every thing.
there is a unique sadness possessed by a Lego car that was run over by a real car
i'm drunk and i love cats please rt