Seriously? Amazed. “@moniguzman: Another 'what not to do' social media case study, from @daniellemorrill  http://www.daniellemorrill.com/2013/01/why-i-wont-be-using-betapunch-for-user-testing/ …”

Impossible Goal: Find a better actor name than, "Rip Torn".

@glark : The sign is uglier than any dog pee. And it won't evaporate.

Indians at Mariners. Clash of the Titans. @ Safeco Field http://t.co/0bb8OsOj

“@copyranter: New "Playboy" commercial is pretty funny: http://t.co/ZCG7DTW0” Heh. Well done.

Read this: “@guy_yocom1: For my money, the most heroic man in golf. You won't read about him anywhere but here. http://t.co/rZjIFl8D”

@mktgdouchebag : But you're pushing-fifty self will win with a "I'm the dog, not the tail. STFU."

Letters to characters of Mad Men http://t.co/W1gGgloO

“@joshcribbs16: Hanging out on the set with @kchenoweth & the cast! http://t.co/PtMfhQPm” <-- for @timothykelly01 (and me)

“@joejanes1065: Brunch is exhaaauuusting... http://t.co/7UpQThuo”...a side of bacon, hash browns and roofies?

@mktgdouchebag Yes, it should work that way.

This explains so much. #iwriteforaliving Drinking Vodka Makes You Talk More Better http://t.co/MIv16dm8 via @zite

RT @mymodernmet: Great advice: 10 Tips on Writing Well from David Ogilvy http://t.co/qpAlaaUo

I wish I had Newt's hair..and an actual professional stylist.

RT @louisck: I was on terry Gross today http://t.co/QRPvhdw5 and I cried like a little bitch. Jesus what a douche. http://t.co/cGy3U0Jc

@moniguzman @seattletimes : News on the left, ads on the right! http://t.co/5ISchdtT

RT @ronsirak: RT @darrenrovell Great shot of Tiger at 6:30 am, only golfer on range at PGA http://twitpic.com/63v0tf (via @nikegolf)

@ruth_a_buzzi, at a Monkees show and there you are during an "Auntie Griselda" montage. You rule.

I have lost my voice. Let the rejoicing begin.

I just saw that @mandystadt follows me. I won't ask why. The swooning prevents me.