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  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    Careful with visors boys..kind of makes you look like you're wearing a fucking visor.

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    MrRamBillingsPeteECochraneiPapi_4G__________swollenvoiceAspersioncast
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    It saddens me that I'll never be as happy as the elephant barging through the palace doors in aladdin..

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    TheRealDrToddCthulhu70________DepecheALAmodeKennedydp5bikiniflowersEstelleSharone____Aspersioncastecorno2__________
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    aimeeedanielleExcuseMyTweetsmaidenofrohanriffraafAvepates_odlanyeRVersability
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios

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    JtheIronMonkey____ShoutingGoddessMrRamBillingsMitchoacanilikefupas________The_TVCritic__JudyBooty02ThanksVodka______
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    MrRamBillingstheyodelingdadJollyReprobatelil_dead_girl_
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    A penis is just an inside out vagina..so technically we're all lesbians.suck on an inside out vagina, homophobes.

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    AmazonInAction____spartacuffs______MichaelCzerpakCarter_TCBKennedydp5SzarDonicAlyDubToriaS109____
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    Kennedydp5AlyDubToriaS109____dysph0ria_____
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    Used to think I was such a fucking lady until I tried ripping off a bandaid & realized how many knuckle hairs I have on these gorilla hands

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    BagyantsKennedydp5MaclarkeySzarDoniclyssritcVersabilityAspersioncastMikeJeffJordan
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    EccentricPixiequikfingers
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    omg Karen, that picture of your baby in a Santa hat looks just like I couldn't give any less of a fuck

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  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    In the mood to get down and dirty and start RTing and starfucking someone's timeline

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    MrRamBillingsFuzzyPimpleBeyondRefuge______DarthDuffspartacuffs______n0punches________TraylorParkerCool_Jesse
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    MrRamBillingsBeyondRefuge______Cool_Jesse
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    To the stranger whose car I just awkwardly sat in for 10minutes thinking it was mine: maybe lock your doors next time champ

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    DepecheALAmodeKennedydp5Aspersioncastecorno2__________edheenan__________ShoutingGoddessVersabilitysuperduperkewl
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    Versability
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    Just once I wish I could wake up early enough that my morning poops weren't threats to the entire office.

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    DepecheALAmodeAspersioncastecorno2__________The_Andy_DrewRHicksjr777Slynishlacks_zazz________ChaStur218________
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  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    "don't covet your neighbor's wife" is a bit hypocritical coming from a dude who supernaturally impregnated Mary behind Joseph's back.

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    jamikaurch1627reneeultsch6479__Shirleejuij__Jayneaawe________Patiencevebp____Kathrynexxfz______Vivaywwd________Debnxto____
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone.

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    PeteECochraneAspersioncastecorno2__________The_Andy_DrewJonJon_BrownMeerkatMannersCroweJamluciddreamsxxx
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    I swear to Drunk I'm not God..

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    Kennedydp5SzarDonicbikiniflowersoddscribblerVersability
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    TheDailySchmuckVersability
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    Still working on my theory that love and friendship were created by terrorists

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    Kennedydp5SzarDonicVersabilityAspersioncastecorno2__________kramedigglesSometimes_Rob
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    My brain doesn't comprehend black guys on skateboards

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    KindofKyleSaraESpiveyExploringUrMindTheRealDrToddanjeanettecTequilaTears
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    SO many people want to hangout with me on Friday nights, so I'll just stay home and finish knitting my cats sweater

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    BagyantsKennedydp5SzarDonicMikeJeffJordanZwolf666EstelleSharone____
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    Pretty cool of facebook to send me an email notification that they're not gonna be sending me as many email notifications..

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    Kennedydp5Aspersioncastecorno2__________edheenan__________ShoutingGoddesskramediggles
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    I yell UGH,EGGS FOR BREAKFAST before going to the bathroom at work so they think i have massive shits and not just fucking around on twitter

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    dichotomydivaMotionJess________kramedigglesZwolf666
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    RandyGiv__________
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    I'm really happy with my decision to stuff my face with tacobell yesterday because I mean really, who wants to keep their intestines anyway?

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    WigCannonKennedydp5Zwolf666Aspersioncastedheenan__________
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    If you're over the age of 25, and your best pickup line is "what's up trouble?" I'm pretty sure your social life is what's in trouble

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    Aspersioncastecorno2__________wheelfreedMarcusTheTokenchopper4jk
  • peaceandstuff
      Niki_ @peaceandstuff

    My dog licked my ear and it gave me raging goosebumps. I think I finally get this "sex" thing all you guys talk about

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@peaceandstuff

@peaceandstuff

ive been working on this bio for three weeks