Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
*hits the ground running*
A reality cooking show but they cook for a homeless shelter. Now that's reality.
He got the short end of the stick getting caught by the long arm of the law.
*clone writes better tweets*
*goes up shit creek with 2 paddles*
"It's a beautiful night for a fire" I said as I put the fuse in my coworker's gas tank.
3 cunty coworkers cunting.
I missed the point but I took a stab at it.
I can sit around and think of things to do all day.
*digs a hole to China*
*dies from the smog*
Don't ask why but I need 3 french hens, red food coloring, a glue gun, duct tape, and a pear tree.
Some people need their christmas stockings stuffed with manners.
*catches on fire*
*stops and drops*
*forgets to roll*
There's a lot of selfie employed people on the internet.
People remember people who remember them.
*pays it forward*
*files for bankruptcy*
Owned by 2 dogs, professional bullshitter, mixer of words, and tells it like it is.