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When Sally got older she got drunk while selling seashells by the seashore and woke up the next day with crabs.
Are you sure you're not wearing cologne because you smell like dumbfuck by faberge.
I bet Everest gets tired of getting mounted.
I get on twitter for fun and to relax. If I wanted more drama in my life I would put in longer hours at work.
*brain is checking for updates*
Not enough people get hit in the head by falling anvils.
I'm one of most laid back persons you will ever meet until a dumbfuck comes along.
It's not procrastinating if I never think about it.
Some people will bore you to beers.
If people would shake their heads more often maybe they would knock some intelligence loose.
*puts music on* *turns lights down low* *imagines world without stupid people*
Ke$ha should name her vagina 'advice' because nobody wants it.
What the fuck is a Foo and why fight it?
I think I just retweeted a little in my pants.
Owned by 2 dogs, professional bullshitter, mixer of words, and tells it like it is.