Popular Recent Faved By Given
Friends: 283
Followers: 598
Favs Given: 9,529
Favs Rec'd: 2,517
@peachcherub's (Meli-Mel) most faved Tweets...
peachcherub
"Is that an iPod in your pocket or...." "No, I have a square penis."
@peachcherub
peachcherub
Asking someone to star your tweet is the online equivalent of a guy saying, "C'mon, just give it a little kiss."
@peachcherub
peachcherub
What I'm wearing is sarong, but it feels so right.

(I'm sorry, I couldn't resist)
@peachcherub
16
sokeriKodinLanewaveupsgurlbliccyRoguePixie_srslaineydavisloveblondediva11sweenahugeproductionhurtlingninjapixie83thepeoplegeekRoxetteMabellonfactualfictiontoosweet4rnr
peachcherub
"My brother's in prison." "Which one?" "Which brother or which prison?"
@peachcherub
16
datnguyensokeribliccyMODATnicedreamahugeproductionwoodkellydealnoah_sthepeoplegeekfactualfictioncrispycrackaPaulineTVpinkeezyjudysuperduperjes
peachcherub
Uncle says to me, "You've been putting a little weight on!" That is the obese kettle calling the slightly chubby pot black.
@peachcherub
15
NotHotstarsgoingbleudavisloveninjacentricgiromidemathcat345grossefemmekimalahninjapixie83Hello_Nursejonathaneunicebaileygenineyhfjudysuperduperjes
peachcherub
I don't think anyone these days would have a hard time believing Billie Jean was not his lover.
@peachcherub
14
stewdaprobablydrunkerhomerdashrocknorriscoyotesqrldavisloveahugeproductionsippymccloysquibbleelizabethlittlelurkeyfactualfictionMoodyPlaylistsuperduperjes
peachcherub
"Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but presence makes the dick grow harder."
@peachcherub
13
DnastyyjabongugedavislovecoyotesqrlroughdictionMrsKeyxsweenTrick_or_tweethurtlingninjapixie83addictedtotextlurkeythepeoplegeek
peachcherub
When you read "The Wienermobile goes South of the Border" in your timeline, you just know nothing else today will be able to top it.
@peachcherub
12
dethbunnydavislovelukeinvanfelicitousJoshTheBlacksunshynegrllohmysevencalifmomjaredwsmithfatheaddesignimamelaniethepeoplegeek
peachcherub
The crowd really wants the banjo player to take his shirt off. Well...there's an unexpected sentence.
@peachcherub
11
_srslaineysunshynegrllblondediva11GotBacchuskellydealian_Wrightbobthecownyccabgirlsmashedpotatoesyhffactualfiction
peachcherub
IT PUTS THE LAUNDRY IN THE BASKET.
@peachcherub
11
jrhyleybiorhythmistuncalledforBeccaPianomyracleslonelysandwichsweenreagankaddictedtotextyhfMoodyPlaylist
peachcherub
I was saving that $25 bottle of pinot gris for a special occasion. But then I remembered what my life is like and cracked that sucker open.
@peachcherub
11
DnastyydatnguyenajmortismelissasantosphyllissteincoyotesqrldavislovesunshynegrllmyraclesFartSandwichpinkeezy
peachcherub
"She enjoys the plantains" is now my favorite euphemism.
@peachcherub
10
davisloveImAVeronicablondediva11sunshynegrllcalifmomparhamrjorshuwahjonathaneunicebailystewartjudy
peachcherub
Sure, she's a crazy homeless tranny hooker...but I gotta admit her shoes are KILLER!
@peachcherub
10
NotHotdavisloveClintonDownsGSouderblondediva11sweenninjapixie83BalutRoxetteMabellonjudy
peachcherub
Boy, that bush really needs trimming...I just got a faceful! But then, I guess that's what I get for riding my bike on the sidewalk.
@peachcherub
10
sokeriajmortisdavisloveupsgurlninjacentricblondediva11lvenglarczyhfRoxetteMabellonMoodyPlaylist
peachcherub
So...I went on a date tonight. How did it go? Well, I'm already home and talking to you, so...you do the math.
@peachcherub
10
cpinckdavisloveblondediva11lionelsterahugeproductionRoxanaGonzalezyhfjonathaneunicebaileygeninefactualfiction
peachcherub
But seriously...Beaver, PA? Sounds like it might as well be called Queef Amplifier.
@peachcherub
10
sokeririnaedinupsgurldavisloveAMassofHumanityliesforliarssunshynegrllthepeoplegeekDieLaughingjudy
peachcherub
...And there went the last of my shame. It started with "bukkake", it ended with "cock"....usually the other way around....
@peachcherub
10
sokeriPorto_RockcoyotesqrldavisloveahugeproductionNikolHaslerluckyshirtwezli333onlythenoodlesRoxetteMabellon
peachcherub
"My shoes are too distinctive," she thought. after breaking wind loudly in the bathroom stall.
@peachcherub
9
davislovethe_dzaMODATurkillingmecovertheearthparhamrFriedaClubditchneryhf
peachcherub
"Ready for docking maneuvers" is my new favorite euphemism.
@peachcherub
9
blondediva11ian_Wrightahugeproductionmathcat345ShawnaFcalifmomninjapixie83burwelljonathaneunice
peachcherub
Some stoned chick laying on the ground just poked me in the ass. This is probably the most action I'll get this weekend.
@peachcherub
9
essdoggdavislovecoyotesqrlPiscesInPurpleClintonDownssunshynegrllFemDomLAsquibbleTunanoodle
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar