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I never feel confident performing the Heimlich because what if the guy was just doing the Humpty Dance and I ruined it?
currently in a relationship with my right hand and I've never been happier
“I never would have thought of that” and “I thought the same thing” are the biggest compliments I can give.
We all would rather talk to each other on here than to real people. Carry on.
My dad flew F4s in 'Nam. And didn't cry himself to death when he saw me "age" the edges of my D&D character sheet with his Marine Zippo.
@peachgrenade dammit to hell, better not be the junior mints! I loved them so much!
Quick question. I'm planning my congrats on having 20k Twitter followers party. Who should I wear?
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Yes. I stole that tweet from Shakeskspear. Don't judge me. It's 5am here and I'm drunk.
Fitness Tip: Buy a home chin-up bar for an extra place to hang clothes.
@stegasp @peachgrenade @scaryperry666 @beardrivingcars spraypainted your mom's name on the subway rail cuz they run trains on her #ff
hahaha awesome. "@peachgrenade: Fitness Tip: Buy a home chin-up bar for an extra place to hang clothes."