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Hang on, Gary Glitter being arrested is in the news. How far did the clocks go back last night?
I think the most successful American reboots of any TV show was Mr Benn being remade as Quantum Leap.
Morning has broken / Like the first morning / But with more people / And stuff like cars
This 50 Shades thing is getting out of hand. You’ll go to your hotel room drawer and find a copy mounting the bible.
Pinterest: Just in case you forgot what a cupcake looks like.
This is an awful lot of a rigmarole for some tart to get fingered. #takemeout
"I'm a devil on the run, a six-gun lover, a candle in the wind." "Thank you, Mr Bon Jovi. I'll just put 'singer'" #celebrityapplicationforms
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, "cup of tea?"
It's the 29th of February! It's the one day in every four years that spambots can block and report you.
You know, if you've made it through puberty, you're allowed to refer to 'sleeps' as 'days' now.
If you say "Dave Grohl" five times in a mirror he'll appear and form a band with you.
You want a skill, try getting a cat to do dressage.
The Doctor's real name is Tim Traveller.
I do hate how the mainstream press depicts everyone on twitter as petty, sniping, opinionated and ill-informed. What about the other 1%?
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