Hang on, Gary Glitter being arrested is in the news. How far did the clocks go back last night?

Bloody hell... RT @crazycolours “@stavvers: Welp, this isn't dystopian at all  http://twitpic.com/bljlg7  ” *shudder*

I think the most successful American reboots of any TV show was Mr Benn being remade as Quantum Leap.

Morning has broken / Like the first morning / But with more people / And stuff like cars

This 50 Shades thing is getting out of hand. You’ll go to your hotel room drawer and find a copy mounting the bible.

Pinterest: Just in case you forgot what a cupcake looks like.

This is an awful lot of a rigmarole for some tart to get fingered. #takemeout

"I'm a devil on the run, a six-gun lover, a candle in the wind." "Thank you, Mr Bon Jovi. I'll just put 'singer'" #celebrityapplicationforms

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, "cup of tea?"

Thanks for the heads up, @dumpstarbucks - I'll be nabbing a nice cup of non-homophobic, un-bigoted @starbucks coffee later. :)

It's the 29th of February! It's the one day in every four years that spambots can block and report you.

Can't get CITV, so at 2pm I'm going to put a bucket on my head so you can shout directions at me to walk around my coffee table #knightmare

You know, if you've made it through puberty, you're allowed to refer to 'sleeps' as 'days' now.

Time Line of Doctor Who info graphic. I'd want this as a poster. If I hadn't memorised it already. :/ http://t.co/09FVbnFt via @doctor_no1

RT @crazycolours: Apology from Femfresh http://t.co/IidwGbBU / amazing!

If you say "Dave Grohl" five times in a mirror he'll appear and form a band with you.

You want a skill, try getting a cat to do dressage.

Because it's Tom Baker's birthday, it's a great opportunity to hear Uncle Tom's 'colourful' ad outtake: http://t.co/mMX8LS3r NSFW

The Doctor's real name is Tim Traveller.

I do hate how the mainstream press depicts everyone on twitter as petty, sniping, opinionated and ill-informed. What about the other 1%?