J.K.Rowling,a decade ago,you introduced me to the world of literature.I grew up reading & watching Harry Potter.Thank You for everything.

Sanjay Dutt says his look in Agneepath is inspired from The Joker in The Dark Knight. Either he's retarded or he spelt Voldemort wrong.

Just deleted all Honey Singh songs from my phone and prevented myself from raping women.

Congress ---> pic.twitter.com/HISapxF9

#ImSoMiddleClass I put more effort in squeezing every ounce of toothpaste out of the tube than I put in my relationships.

Arrogant, untalented, senseless douchebag, highest paid in his profession. Salman Khan represents everything that's wrong with this country.

Appreciate the nature around you. Soon it will be a mall .

How boring are you if you've not disappointed your parents?

Oprah Winfrey should marry Deepak Chopra. That way she would be called Oprah Chopra.

Rape after 8 pm, The Dirty Picture after 11 pm. #ShitIndianGovernmentSays

Undertaker is the Baa of WWE.

Watching Roadies RT @mtvindia shame that India has 40% youth population, a 73-yr old man is fasting unto death? What are YOU(TH) doing?

1 room (fully furnished) available in a 4 BHK in Belvedere Park, Cyber city, Gurgaon. Kindly spread the word, might help someone! :)

Cannot wait for Diwali so that I can carry diyas around and sing 'silsila ye chaahat ka, na maine bhujne diya'

"Zindagi moth na ban jaaye, sambhaalon yaaron" ~ Caterpillar .

Maid found Rs.3500 in parking lot,she gave it to society office. When asked "why didn't you keep it?",she said "itna chhota dil nahi hamara"

Everyone! Let's fall in love with people AT LEAST 500 kilometers away from us and then cry into our pillows every night. Sounds like a plan?

The moment you realize that your entire life lies in YOUR hands, and you let go of the concept of destiny, you'll be better prepared.

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?" ~ Diyas.

#moviesiwouldban 3 Idiots. Terribly overrated, unfunny, ridiculous vacuum cleaner-child-birth-delivery-ARE-YOU-KIDDING-ME movie.