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If guys "rub one out", do girls "rub one in".
I'm asking for me.
I like to have a firm grip.
Of euphemisms.
Geez.
I'm asking for me.
I like to have a firm grip.
Of euphemisms.
Geez.
It distresses me when I discover someone I know is stupid.
Because I know that sometime soon my filter will give out and I'll tell them.
Because I know that sometime soon my filter will give out and I'll tell them.
Noisy during sex?
I thought I kept a lid on it - till the kids avoided eye contact when I left the bathroom.
I thought I kept a lid on it - till the kids avoided eye contact when I left the bathroom.
"If you don't love yourself no one else will."
Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in!
Ooh. Just there. Rub harder.
Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in!
Ooh. Just there. Rub harder.
16 informs me his right nostril is "letting in too much oxygen" and making him feel unbalanced.
So there's that.
So there's that.
It's all very well to have your cranberry juice in a wine glass until someone arrives and sees it at 11 in the morning.
This time 19 years ago I was listening to a little heartbeat on a monitor.This morning I was listening to,"I just came down for my cards"
Asked Hub if he had something I could suck for my sore throat.
His leer suggests he fancies his chances against Strep Willy.
His leer suggests he fancies his chances against Strep Willy.
Ahh, that full-mouthed feeling. The tingle on the tongue, the warmth oozing down my throat.
What?
I told you I was going to have whiskey.
What?
I told you I was going to have whiskey.
Can't keep a good man down, you say.
Well I beg to differ.
I've always found manacles keep him in place just fine.
Well I beg to differ.
I've always found manacles keep him in place just fine.
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