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Am I the only one eating a block of cheese right now, Twitter? Please check one: YES ☐ NO ☐
How come nobody ever includes "ruining that mustache for everyone" to the list of Hitler's atrocities?
I'm doing the Lord's twerk.
"Breathe in. Breath out. Breathe in. Breath out. Breathe in. Breathe in..." -Gavis Rossdale's yoga instructor
Yeah, that's all very interesting. *Goes back to penning Ben Bernanke fanfic economic erotica screenplay "Quantitative Pleasing"*
I just realized nobody ever favorites my tweets. What gives, buttholes? Aren't I nice and engaging enough, jerks!? I love you, idiots!
If I catch Ebola, I want you guys to smear my liquified remains on a rocket and shoot it into space. I want to be patient 0 for Space Ebola.
Tech editor, former TWoP writer, illustrator @SMcomics, film snob, ultra ironclad super tough guy endurance blade runner, & nightcrawler. (Not the X-Men guy.)