#whitepeoplehobbies Making racist generalisations about black people using a hashtag.

Oh my god http://t.co/t36BKUft

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for this to all blow over

Saw a woman wearing one shoe. Two shoes are too mainstream. Fucking hipsters

Just saw a couple coming out of a portaloo together. You stay classy peterborough

I love how this girl posted on Facebook about being fat, there's 6 comments saying 'no you're not, don't be silly', last comment: 'FAT FUCK'

This is the sort of thing we get in Peterborough. Can't wait to move. http://t.co/Hakgw0ri

Wtf are men who wolf whistle at women thinking? She gonna be like 'COME HERE AND ENTER ME YOU MASTER OF COURTSHIP'?

bacon is definitely on a par with sex / winning the lottery / love / alcohol

Broadway Theatre in Peterborough should be turned into an O2 Academy venue.. That's never gonna happen though. We need a gig venue

i don't understand how couples get themselves in to the situation where they take photos kissing with a camera phone.

poor slug :( http://t.co/lfAElpWp

#whatmoneycantbuy A fire breathing gigantic moth with machine gun legs and an invincible super force field that can live under water.

HAHAHAHHAHAAHHA IM DYING HAHAHHAHAHAHA OH DEAR GOD http://t.co/Zk1tdGt

Grab somebody mildly attractive, tell 'em "you'll do"

"OH MY GOD I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP ON VALENTINE'S DAY I HATE MY LIFE!" There are people in Africa starving, get some fucking perspective.

rather than doing my work, panicking about it not being done or procrastinating I've invented a fourth option: pretend that it doesn't exist

dunno why people think it's weird to go for a poo on the dancefloor

This bus is hotter than a lesbian 3 way featuring Ellie Goulding, Hollie Willoughby and Jessica Jane Clement

I don't want to alarm anybody but DFS have a sale on.