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#whitepeoplehobbies Making racist generalisations about black people using a hashtag.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for this to all blow over
Saw a woman wearing one shoe. Two shoes are too mainstream. Fucking hipsters
Just saw a couple coming out of a portaloo together. You stay classy peterborough
I love how this girl posted on Facebook about being fat, there's 6 comments saying 'no you're not, don't be silly', last comment: 'FAT FUCK'
Wtf are men who wolf whistle at women thinking? She gonna be like 'COME HERE AND ENTER ME YOU MASTER OF COURTSHIP'?
bacon is definitely on a par with sex / winning the lottery / love / alcohol
Broadway Theatre in Peterborough should be turned into an O2 Academy venue.. That's never gonna happen though. We need a gig venue
i don't understand how couples get themselves in to the situation where they take photos kissing with a camera phone.
#whatmoneycantbuy A fire breathing gigantic moth with machine gun legs and an invincible super force field that can live under water.
Grab somebody mildly attractive, tell 'em "you'll do"
rather than doing my work, panicking about it not being done or procrastinating I've invented a fourth option: pretend that it doesn't exist
dunno why people think it's weird to go for a poo on the dancefloor
This bus is hotter than a lesbian 3 way featuring Ellie Goulding, Hollie Willoughby and Jessica Jane Clement
I don't want to alarm anybody but DFS have a sale on.
Not really, I'm on a bus. April Fools!!!!
First year Music Journalism student / general waste of space. http://www.last.fm/user/pendutom