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Tomorrow I am giving a presentation to ~100 police officers. I just realised the USB drive with my slides on it is named “BUTTTTTTT”
"I'm a lone drifter with nothing to lose." - an actual quote from Jack Reacher The Movie
Reminder: Erotic City by Prince exists and you can listen to it basically whenever you want
omg i can’t rename it
ARE THEY GOING TO ARREST ME?
just saw a magic pro for the first time irl and got legit excited oh god i'm such a nerd
i voted for Mormon :)
1) hear about a new iOS game everyone loves
2) google the name
3) read “…an addictive new word game”
4) vomit all over phone
last night i fell asleep while holding the j button in greader and now i got nothing to read :(
an elephant that never forgets... TO KILL