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There's parts of Kindergarten Cop I find unrealistic.
Mrs.T still has no idea who stole her jewelry.
Is it just me, or are there other words I can use to refer to myself?
Can anyone recommend a good quality cat saddle?
There's no easy way to explain MC Hammer to a baby.
The Pope must be annoyed that God favoured Batman when it came to handing out mobiles.
Offering me coffee then serving Nescafe is like asking if I want to hear some music then vomiting in my ears.
I'd like horses more if they could time travel.
Snakes never give away free apples anymore.
Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock.
Ghosts. They love Demi Moore. They hate Pacman.
I truly believe there's a moustache out there for everyone.
Hey, let's all gather together as one and knit a poncho for planet Earth.
I wish they'd invent a meat version of tofu.
Today is going straight to DVD.
I would seriously consider worshipping a hammerhead version of Jesus.
Ever had that experience where you're thinking of someone then, at that very moment, you answer the phone and it's not a phone, it's a shoe?
Last night I dreamt I was eating an enormous marshmallow. When I woke up I'd crashed into a tree.
I need to put this funky hot medina in the fridge for a while.
Some days I just want to strap on some stilts and high five baby Jesus.