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Hardest part about playing "Clue" with the kids? Keeping a straight face when Mrs. Peacock does it in the ballroom with the candlestick.
Dear Brad Pitt's Chin, Thank you SO much for finding Granny's long lost vagina, We were so worried. Amen
MY 12 YR OLD SON GOT A GUITAR & AMP FOR CHRISTMAS, SO... WHAT?!... WHAT?!.... YELL?.... YELLOW?...NO, BLACK. YEAH, IT'S BLAAACK.
It doesn't matter what you say, any tweet with the word "wang" in it I will giggle at and star because yes, I'm 9.
When huzz says, "We came really close to hitting the lottery last night." I think, "Not nearly as close I came to shanking you just then."
Going grocery shopping in a little bit. A family of five... umm, four cannot live on pickle juice and brown mustard alone... apparently.
Drain's clogged *sigh*... and my bottle of liquid plumber is empty. Yeah, it had a huge crack down the back of it.
Pro Tip: Be certain you know whether your mute button is press/release or press/hold. Especially when speaking with MIL.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my facebook poke... loljk I have no idea what that means
Awwe... My son brought me coffee and donuts this morning...as in coffee stained laundry and sock donuts. Isn't he sweet?
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