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Did you know that Spock's ears are only pointy when he's aroused? Explains a lot.
Get out there and BOAT everyone!
I really like using rechargeable batteries, but it would be helpful to the consumer if they'd put on the labels "These Do Not Work."
My 12yo pointed out that no matter what happens, SpongeBob never gives up on Squidward. I can't stop thinking about that.
JJ Abrams is only doing the Star Wars movie because his first name is Jar Jar.
Whenever Don Draper is reading a book, I feel like I have homework.
You can hang out with me in 3D if you just cross your eyes and give me an extra $4.
The saddest churches are the ones painted the brightest colors.
Rod Stewart calls his new album his most personal in years, but it's shocking to hear that four songs on record are about "the incident".
"wtf did i just watch?" - 20% of youtube users.
Gene Simmons at his desk, writing the phrase "Kiss flip flops" in his notebook, staring at it for a minute, then angrily scribbling it out.
Whenever I see a guy with a really huge penis, I always yell, “Sorry about your car!”
"San Antonio Spurs" would be a pretty name for a girl.
Iron Man 4 Kickstarter
I just want to meet a guy who's cool with having a one-night stand every night for the next 40 years- no strings attached.
Finding the best bat cave is all about echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.
Cool guys drive 73 in a 65.
Oh, good! A special day where white dudes will finally get the chance to talk about Star Wars!!!
A dude comic was all "I don't go to strip clubs, strippers are too sad/pathetic" & I was like "You talk about your dick into a mic onstage"
I always name my wifi networks something fancy like "Senator Murphy" or "Oprah." No password required—people are too intimidated to try!