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Two songs in the itunes top 20 have hashtags in their titles, why has nobody been arrested over this
Dear canton freshman @ simsbury commons making fun of me for wearing a sweater: have you ever been choked with a sweater before? -peter
Senior quote: "I'LL KIDNAP A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE!" -Monsters inc.
Tennis grunting whenever I do anything
Im not afraid to shed some tears over parks and rec
Today I dropped my phone and it broke into three pieces, then three different black girls picked them up for me
There should be a holiday where everyone pretends nicki minaj doesnt exist and it could be held every day
Accidentally calling a moth a freaky bastard in front of the mom and dad
Youre not allowed to be ghetto all year and then stop when summer country concerts come to town
I'd like to secretly remove the steel from all steel toed boots so when tough guys kick things to impress people their feet break
"why is everyone wearing green it's not like the kids can see it" - adam polkinghorn, resident a hole
touch screens not working because of guitar calluses...rude
All of a sudden Anne Hathaway has become attractive
#celebritycrush the queen of england
Coming up on ESPN 8: "The Ocho"
concert I went to tonight (and he lives across the country) and I got to play him my song Letters is nothing short of mind blowing
Probably going to end up in jail because of library fines
Had a dream I got really into doctor who and became one of those guys