Watching fob live in Phoenix DVD I realize I am Patrick's annoying girlfriend onstage- always hugging on him and whatnot. I'm the worst.

"you can't sleep. i can't sleep. lets can't sleep together."

Don't get used to anything. Everything changes.

people make me want to be alone.

Normal is the worst.

Everytime someone corrects spelling or grammar on the Internet a unicorn dies.

@patrickstump and @brendonuriesays singing back to back on 20 dollar nose bleed might be my single favorite moment in an FOB song ever.

I'm just better at making fun of me than you are.

I like all the wrong things about you for all the right reasons 😍

happy birthday indonesia!

the internet is one big burn book.

we're friends til the end or until i lose my internet connection.

Chase your dreams at all costs.

the "XXX summer olympics" is a deceiving title.

you dont need anyones permission to do something great.

life: that thing that happens when I'm not on the computer.

The teenage girl part of me thinks everything is so cute and hates it all at once.

now you're just somebody that i used to know.

RT to help #stopkony http://t.co/7lE1ehvV #kony2012 INVISIBLE CHILDREN

in a world full of suck, I'm glad that you blow.